Once, there was a unicorn. His name was Clyde. He was called Clyde the Unicorn. He was having an incredibly good day.

"I'm having a totally awesome day!"

He walked around through the magical land that was his home, when he came across some grass, and was like,

"Whoa it's some grass- like, I just wanna, ROLL... in the grass!"

And the grass, which was anthropomorphic, was all like,

"Roll in me, Clyde the Unicorn, it would make me so happy."

And Clyde was like,

"Whoa, just... AWESOME!"

And he rolled in the grass, and had a good time, and felt even better, and then he was like,

"Man, that was just so totally awesome! I totally wanna eat you now, grass."

And the grass was cool like that, so it was all like,

"Sure, it's cool. I'm cool like that. Go ahead and eat me, man."

And Clyde was all like,

"Freaking SWEET!"

And so he ate the grass and it tasted AWESOME! Then he was feeling even happier about his incredibly good day.

"Man, I'm feeling totally awesome right now. I'm gonna go do stuff over that way or something."

And so he went off through the grassy meadow until he came across a farm, and was all like,

"Whoa it's a farm!"

And the farm had pigs and cows and sheep. Near Clyde was a big silo, where a farmer, whose name was Farmer, whose father's name had been Farmer, whose grandfather's name had been Farmer, was unloading oats, and Clyde the Unicorn was all like,

"Whoa, he's got some freaking oats... I'd totally like some oats..."

And the farmer named Farmer was all like,

"Dude, I'm having such an awesome day today that I'm gonna give you some oats, because I'm cool like that."

And Clyde thanked the totally awesome farmer named Farmer and ate a whole bunch of oats. Then he left to go to the forest, where it was much cooler. He was feeling totally awesome.

"I'm feeling so totally awesome right now. My incredibly good day is even better now. It's a totally awesome incredible day!"

And he was all walking through the forest and stuff, when an anthropomorphic wolf whose name was Wolf, whose father's name had been Wolf, whose grandfather's name had been Wolf, totally just came out of nowhere and was all in front of Clyde, and Clyde was all like,

"Ah crud, now I've got a wolf in my way. My day's gonna totally be ruined now."

And the wolf named Wolf was all like,

"Dude, I'm feeling so totally awesome on this most awesome of days, that I'm not even gonna eat you today, 'cause I'm cool like that."

And Clyde was like,

"Whoa, that's so awesome! I feel even more awesome now!"

And so they walked through the forest and talked about totally boring things, like the economy and how clocks work, when they saw a whole bunch of sheep just all out and grazing and stuff, and the wolf named Wolf was all like,

"Whoa, I'd totally like to just run out and eat some of those sheep... but that would make the day less awesome for everyone... so... I'm not gonna do it."

And the sheep were all like,

"Baaaah... and stuff. Like, totally come eat us, man. That'd make us so freaking happy, you have no idea... 'cause we're cool like that."

And the wolf was all like,

"AWESOME!"

And he ate the sheep, and they liked it, and everyone was much happier. Then Clyde continued through the totally awesome magical forest, which was getting even darker as he went. He was getting all spooked out and stuff, but then he saw some faint glow in the distance, amidst the dark shrubs in the forest, and was all like,

"I wonder what the heck that is."

And he worked his way through the dark forest, and there, he arrived at the place where the glow was coming from.

There, he beheld a flower. It was so ornate, so intricate, so beautiful...

That Clyde died, and the trees died, and the birds died! And the waters dried! And fished died! And fire came down from the sky! And the little animals died! And everything died!

And the WORLD EXPLODED the end.