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Ocean Munchby ~Daimanius
TrollingMostly, I'd just like to hate you, disenchant you and berate you. Shatter fantasies and feeling. All this spite will be revealing how you are when at your worst. You'll try to shrug it off at first, but I've got you; I'm right on track. I'll bother you until you crack and misspeak, stumble, get irate. That other half comes out; Too late! You've been made a fool by me; A dunce for all the world to see. And now at last, my work here done, I'm off to wreck another one.Trolling
by ~Daimanius
Clyde the UnicornOnce, there was a unicorn. His name was Clyde. He was called Clyde the Unicorn. He was having an incredibly good day.Clyde the Unicorn
"I'm having a totally awesome day!"
He walked around through the magical land that was his home, when he came across some grass, and was like,
"Whoa it's some grass- like, I just wanna, ROLL... in the grass!"
And the grass, which was anthropomorphic, was all like,
"Roll in me, Clyde the Unicorn, it would make me so happy."
And Clyde was like,
"Whoa, just... AWESOME!"
And he rolled in the grass, and had a good time, and felt
by ~Daimanius
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Oooh SHINYby ~TheGreatMC
Ugly Cat PillowOnce upon a time there was an ugly cat pillow. It had terrible mismatched button eyes that made kids drop their lollipops and passersby do a double take. Its tail was stuffed with the lumpiest cotton you ever did see, while its side was patched up from the time someone slid their chair legs over it. Ugly Cat Pillow was just dusting, when SCREEEEECH!! Under the light, under the needle… guts, threads, and frays—the moment of truth. Ugly Cat Pillow liked to think of itself a hero of the hardwood floors; and bearing with him forever, the great patch of courage.Ugly Cat Pillow
Anyway, those were the old days when Ugly Cat Pillow was
by ~sweetcapris
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- Interests: Being a bother
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- Favourite genre of music: The cool genre
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and I thought, "aw".
Then I realized it said, 'bother'. I lol'd
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Emo Saint of the Robot Space Pirates
FAQ #656: Do you prohibit obscene pictures of Harry Potter, who is a minor, getting graphically effed in the A by one of his teachers?
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THAT BOY NEEDS THERAPY
"All depression has its roots in self-pity, and all self-pity is rooted in people taking themselves too seriously."
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WODAN HEERST!
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Emo Saint of the Robot Space Pirates
FAQ #656: Do you prohibit obscene pictures of Harry Potter, who is a minor, getting graphically effed in the A by one of his teachers?
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QM JMTCJW
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Emo Saint of the Robot Space Pirates
FAQ #656: Do you prohibit obscene pictures of Harry Potter, who is a minor, getting graphically effed in the A by one of his teachers?
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