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Have it your way... moo

A fellow craved a burger, as his stomach did report  So he found himself a diner of the highly franchised sort.  He hastened to the counter. "I've an order," spouted he.  "Upsize me some fries, a drink, and make it number three."   
The cashier turned, a bit confused, and said, "You must be joking,  The stuff that we serve here will turn you green and leave you choking.  Your stomach will bruise up like its bean beaten by a fist,  Your intestines will turn inside out, do flops, contort and twist!  But when you've go to go, oh, the true        will begin, &nbs

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Journal Entry: Mon Jan 21, 2008, 8:57 AM
1.) Keep thought at a profound level, or at least dress up the inanity of your statements with grandiose speech as to fool the rest of us into believing that somewhere in all that grandiloquent splendor that is your text lies some phenomenal idea.

2.) Abstain from employing chatspeak in your wording.

3.) Obey all DeviantArt rules, naturally.

4.) No littering!

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  • Mood: Hysterical
  • Listening to: Yes - Roundabout
  • Reading: A study into the Paranormal
  • Watching: Akira
  • Eating: Choco-fatty Tarts
  • Drinking: Coka-Cola

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  • Current Age: Square root of 289 plus the square root of zero
  • Current Residence: Somewhere in the middle of Xanth
  • Interests: Fantasy, grammar, mushrooms, tiny ninjas, flash, good and evil, graphic design, human nature
  • Favourite movie: Big Trouble in Little China
  • Favourite band or musician: The Police
  • Favourite genre of music: The cool genre
  • Favourite poet or writer: C.J. Cherryh or Stephen R. Donaldson
  • Favourite style of art: Vector
  • Operating System: Dell with XP
  • MP3 player of choice: Sansa C140
  • Favourite game: KI Gold
  • Favourite gaming platform: N64
  • Favourite cartoon character: The Tick ("Spoooon!")
  • Personal Quote: "Do you have any... FIBER??"
  • Tools of the Trade: That thing somewhere between my ears...

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*purple-whirlpool:iconpurple-whirlpool: Jan 29, 2008, 1:32:31 AM
Thank you so much for the recent fave. :D

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~Daimanius:iconDaimanius: Dec 17, 2007, 12:36:45 PM
Sure thing! :aww:

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=alexds1:iconalexds1: Dec 17, 2007, 12:01:22 PM
Thanks very much for the watch, and for the courtesy :3 Really appreciate it!
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~Daimanius:iconDaimanius: Oct 20, 2007, 7:17:00 AM
Howdeh to you.

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~crazynloveless:iconcrazynloveless: Oct 14, 2007, 12:07:14 PM
Just saying howdeh.

:D

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take off your -3 armour of "frigid bitch" and ill give you my +4 "phallace of mount doom" baby ;) Sto67 "Lol. You make baby Jesus cry." Miguel
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~Daimanius:iconDaimanius: Oct 11, 2007, 6:14:46 PM
Hey, thank YOU for the watch.

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~Sharzela:iconSharzela: Oct 11, 2007, 6:07:45 AM
thnx for watch :)

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You sure you don’t want? ……………
Sure?!

Damn.
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