On to lighter news, our president-elect became President. Huzzah. Best wishes for a successful 4 years for the U.S., and let's hope it turns out as nicely as we'd all like it to.


Clyde the UnicornOnce, there was a unicorn. His name was Clyde. He was called Clyde the Unicorn. He was having an incredibly good day.Clyde the Unicorn
"I'm having a totally awesome day!"
He walked around through the magical land that was his home, when he came across some grass, and was like,
"Whoa it's some grass- like, I just wanna, ROLL... in the grass!"
And the grass, which was anthropomorphic, was all like,
"Roll in me, Clyde the Unicorn, it would make me so happy."
And Clyde was like,
"Whoa, just... AWESOME!"
And he rolled in the grass, and had a good time, and felt

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I'm a walking nightmare;
An arsenal off doom.
I kill conversation
As I walk into a room.
I'm a three-lined whip;
I'm the sort of thing they ban.
I'm a walking disaster;
I'm the Demolition Man.
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I'm a walking nightmare;
An arsenal off doom.
I kill conversation
As I walk into a room.
I'm a three-lined whip;
I'm the sort of thing they ban.
I'm a walking disaster;
I'm the Demolition Man.
The fiend Odysseus.
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I'm sorry, but it seems I have purposely misplaced my sword in your stomach.
Revenge is a dish best served at room temperature, garnished with parsley and seasoned to taste.
[link] my gallery if you are so interested in it.
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It will be okay in the end.
If it's not okay, it's not the end.
--
I'm a walking nightmare;
An arsenal off doom.
I kill conversation
As I walk into a room.
I'm a three-lined whip;
I'm the sort of thing they ban.
I'm a walking disaster;
I'm the Demolition Man.
--
It will be okay in the end.
If it's not okay, it's not the end.
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